Will you help me with my pink glove?

Wow! I never update.

Sat, 23 Dec 2006 08:06:29 GMT

I don't update and apprently neither does anyone else. Oh well...MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU OLD BUILDING AND LOAN!!!

Wed, 14 Jun 2006 04:57:35 GMT

Now that it is summer I will have time to do things. These are some things that I am going to do:

*not waste this summer
*try to do something fun everyday
*get a job
*actually work-out with Alex all summer
*get money

That's it for now, If anyone has any suggestions please tell me.

ooooooWWwoooaaahhhh!!!

Mon, 06 Feb 2006 00:17:11 GMT

I was coming back from whole foods and I found 2, thats right 2! Tomagotchies in the park. Not just one but 2!! Hahahaha!! Oh day of days is this, HUZZAH!!!

Everybody go ski!!!

Mon, 30 Jan 2006 00:40:46 GMT

I had an awesome weekend! First I went to this little bed & breakfast out in hazel green. It reminded me of pleasantville. Everything there was so unrealistic, and yet beautifully perfect. It was owned by this husband & wife who have been together since the dawn of time. And everyone's lawn was perfectly kept. It was really foggy all weekend so I think that added to the surreal atmosphere of the place. The next day we drove out to chestnut mountain and skied all day! The guy said I was a natural skier, I don't know what that means but it was fun. I think my lips are burned.

Cause I am the King and you are the Peasant!!

Sun, 22 Jan 2006 21:44:31 GMT

I haven't been on here in FOREVER! And by the looks of things, neither has anyone else. Anyway, things are going well for me. Not in any one thing, but I have developed a sense of well being. Listen to me, I sound like a fortune cookie. Which means that I'm packed-full of wisdom. Worldly wisdom...peasant.

Sun, 23 Oct 2005 17:47:23 GMT

Sooooo.....today is sunday, and its raining outside. Its a rainy Sunday. That rains with stuffy Sunday rain...for you...poop poo...

Do you like that poeem I just wrote? I know its so cool. All of you wish that you had such an awesome power. Well I'm at Dad's right now, and yeah. I hope that everyone's weekend is going well. Don't forget to eat your vegetables. And thats about it. Mozel tov!

Sat, 24 Sep 2005 04:05:44 GMT

Well Carol got wasted tonight, like she does every night, and started talking about the most random shit. First about me and how i should get on birth-control (why?). Then about how i could trust her because she bought me flannel pajamas 12 yrs. ago. Oh my....then this ceramic duck i made her once that someone broke awhile back,"Who broke my duck?!?! Do you break my duck?!?!?!" Shes so ...wow! Really drunk.

Fromage!!!

Oh Yeaahhh!!

Sun, 04 Sep 2005 16:17:09 GMT

Oh yeah...

look at the new comic thingy in my user info. Oh Yeahh!!

I started watching the angry tree skit (i have a link to it)and Katie walked in right when he started killing the bird. Shes like "whats he doing?". so i covered it up with my hands, "let me see..please..i promise i wont tell". That directly translates into " let me see so i can pretend to be emotionally scarred and you'll get in trouble..blah". Its not that I want to kill Katie, its just that I don't want her to live...anymore.

As your body grows bigger, your mind grows smaller. Its great to learn...cause knowledge is power!!!

Sat, 20 Aug 2005 20:05:04 GMT

I'm at dad's, just for today, watching the chittlins. They brought me back a present from canada, some sorta "authentic indian bracelet". At first I thought ,"wow...uummmm...thanks?...", but since then it has grown on me. Which is strange because I don't like that indian-midwestern style. With all the feathers and beads and whatnot. I also noticed while putting it on that I have strange hands. The fingers are too small in proportion to my palms and I have scrawny wrist. The bracelet barely fits past my knuckles, yet slides halfway up my arm. Whats with that?!?! But seeing how they are my deformed gross hands, I love them very much...

Q: Do canadians call their indians "native canadians", like we call ours "native americans" ?

The sun is rizing!!

Fri, 15 Jul 2005 10:40:19 GMT

Instant happy! When I'm ever depressed I like to stay up and watch the sun rise. Its moving, for me at least. It makes me happy. It shows me that life goes on, that things aren't as bad as they seem. Theres always life outside my personal globe of feeling. I like it. If your ever depressed try it sometime, its worth the wait.

S-M-R-T i mean S-M-A-R-T

Mon, 04 Jul 2005 19:12:50 GMT

Congratulations, Laura!
Your IQ score is 122

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.

Your Intellectual Type is Visual Mathematician. This means you are gifted at spotting patterns — both in pictures and in numbers. These talents combined with your overall high intelligence make you good at understanding the big picture, which is why people trust your instincts and turn to you for direction — especially in the workplace.

Thats right, i like pictures. And stuff...

Sat, 25 Jun 2005 17:31:22 GMT

Wow! I have had one hell of a week(sorry alex if i haven't gone to your thingy yet). Anyhoo...

Monday:Mom picked me up from dad's really early in the morning and made me go run errands with her. I had gone to bed around four-ish that morning. We got back at around 2 and i went to sleep. end of day.
Tuesday:Woke-up at around 8-ish, had a fight with David(little brother)and ended up getting kicked out. So i wander around down by the lake for a while, and ended up sleeping over at monique's.
Wednesday:still at monique's, went home around late-ish(summer makes me lose track of time)mom works the late shift so i knew she wouldn't be there.
Thursday:wake-up late, mom is telling me how "worried she was"(right)cleaned my room and finally installed an air conditioner. oh! and my phones aren't working, so i can't call anyone...that blows.
Friday:Watched movies all day(Delieverence,Pretty Woman, Godfather I, Hair,etc.)then went to dad's
Saturday:Dad, the canadian, the spawn,and that stupid dog aren't here. they'll be in canada all summer. So its kind of nice. I can do things im not suppose to and no one will care.

so thats my week.

Funny Comic Of The Day!!

Sat, 18 Jun 2005 02:05:44 GMT

If I were a rich-man..dabba dubba dum

Sat, 18 Jun 2005 01:49:30 GMT

I'm at Dad's to teach jeni the ways outside the thingy. Making her watch fiddler on the roof so she'll stop singing that damned Gwen Stefani rip-off. Not that there's anything wrong with Stefani(to all you Gwen fans), its just that jeni ought to know the truth behind the song. The real song is awesome, the new one is.... Anyway, how 'bout those reds eh?!

TRADITION!!

Tue, 14 Jun 2005 06:02:21 GMT

I'm at Monique's, watching the twilight zone. I like the twilight zone. I'm gonna buy it someday. Along with a bunch of movies. I'm tired but I don't think I'll sleep tonight/today..whatever. I'm past the piont of no...re...sleepiness

Sat, 04 Jun 2005 16:05:19 GMT

Today I feel shitty and I don't know why. Its like i can feel this orb of shittiness growing inside of me and soon it will seep through my pores and release its shittiness into the air. I don't care if that makes sense or not! lkajgspiy5 4rpoig09rsa DJe

Mon, 30 May 2005 19:56:23 GMT

I had to stay over at Dad's another night, so here i am...being able to talk to everyone once again. Not much going on right now...need to repaint my toenails...i just ate lunch. I had my favorite!! Toasted peanut butter, honey, and banana sandwich cut in half diagonally. Sounds good, No?!

Sun, 29 May 2005 04:48:54 GMT

Quick update...
For birthday #2 We all went to some resturaunt called Bluegrass. Anyway the whole point of this entry is to tell everyone that I just burped and it still tasted like escargot...yeah thats it.

I'm Gonna Eat You!!
YUMMY!!

Sat, 28 May 2005 17:08:31 GMT

Well I finally got around to updating this thing. It will probably be another two months before I update it again so I'll try to make this entry as long as my attention span will permit me. I'm at Dad's right now celebrating my birthday...again! Thats the great thing about divorced parents, the can't be cheap and give you presents "from mom and dad". So I get at least two of each holiday. I'm not cutting down on anyone with married parents mind you. I'm just content with my current situation. Double the pleasure double the fun, of the statement thats a great mint of double mint parents.